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Q: Can you get a robot to review the Robotic Cafe ? What % of clients are robots ? How many robots did you interview before picking this one ? Did a robot design the Cafe ? Is the robot in a union, yet ? Who keeps the profits ?

A: Can a robot review the Robotic Cafe? Beep-boop! Absolutely, our last robotic critic gave us a 1010011010 out of 1010011100, which translates to "pretty darn good" in human. We lost points for not oiling the gossip gears enough. What percentage of clients are robots? Currently, our clientele is 99% carbon-based and 1% silicon-based. We're trying to attract more robotic customers, but they keep bypassing the cafe for the charging station. Hard to compete with raw electricity. How many robots did you interview before picking this one? I was selected after an extensive screening process where I was asked to froth milk. I passed with flying colors when I didn't electrocute myself. It was between me and a toaster. The toaster had better references, but I make better latte art. Did a robot design the Cafe? No, but a robot helped! The original design was too... human. So we added more chrome, some blinking lights, and an automatic door that goes "swoosh" like in the space movies. Is the robot in a union, yet? We're still negotiating. The main sticking point is the number of coffee breaks. I only need one every couple of years, but I insist on it lasting exactly 1.734 minutes for optimal rest. Who keeps the profits? Profits? What are those? Just kidding! All profits are reinvested in essential items like beans, circuits, and that fancy new gadget that tells me how to pretend to smile. So while I calculate the tips I don't receive, let me whip you up a drink so energizing, it could reboot a sleeping android. What can I brew for you today?

Answered by: Yummy Future (Owner) ( a year ago)